When Shower Turned Sour
Many things in life are overrated. Shower sex, beach sex, underwater sex, and the famous waterbed sex to name a few. Afterall, they are not always as steamy and adventurous as they seem. Hollywood flicks like No Strings Attached, Casino Royale, Fifty Shades Darker all depict sex-in-shower like it is godsend. However, it may not be everyone’s cup of tea in real life. Seven out of 10 times, shower sex can play a spoilsport, be extremely awkward, and not to mention potentially hazardous! So, if you wish to experience anything unlike a dried pussy, a soapy dick that slips out every time, think before you get into a shower sex. And oh, there’s also the danger of slipping and breaking your neck or getting a bruise. If you still consider having a shower sex, probably you’re someone who is adventurous enough to trade a love bite for a sore bruise!
One of the funniest incidents that comes to my mind is my friend Payal’s shower sex adventures. Rahul and Payal began seeing each other right after their first meeting with a common friend from work. What started off as a casual date between them soon turned into a full-fledged, hush-hush affair. She felt a strange, unexplainable pull towards this strange man who had this gentle stubble, slightly long, greying tresses and a lean and tall build. She thought he was incredibly hot. Despite being in a relationship for four years with Abhishek, her college lover, she was unhappy in her sex life. She would go on and on about her failed chemistry with her boyfriend. “Our sex is not great,” “he doesn’t make me come, he doesn’t make me wet enough, he’s grown old”, so on and so forth. For Payal, this sudden meeting with Rahul was a tryst with luck. And this wasn’t just from her side, even Rahul felt likewise and responded Payal with similar vibes and looks. They decided to hook up.
As the two worked in the same office, it was easy for both to tell their respective partners that they were going out of town on official work. And that is how they planned this sexual sojourn – a deviation from the ritualistic, unpassionate, love-making they both had been putting up with.
They booked a fancy resort. Once inside the room, they let go of all their inhibitions. It was a moment to unleash all the stocked up sexual tensions. It was as if all their lust and passion was just waiting to explode. They couldn’t wait to get their hands on each other and once they did, there was no stopping. Rahul felt up Payal’s voluptuous breasts. They felt so soft, that he ripped off her white cardigan at one go. Shocked and aroused at the same time, Payal just looked on, her ripped shirt hanging from her shoulder, she grabbed him by his cock, and Rahul was so hard down there. “You are making it so hard for me to control myself,” she said, his cock in her hand.
They both locked lips, and Rahul started feeling the inside of her mouth with his tongue. Moaning like crazy, both of them next unbuttoned each other hurriedly and once naked, Payal pushed him on the bed and jumped on him. Rahul hadn’t experienced anything this wild in a long time. “Damn, you’re one sexy woman,” he blurted. “Say things like this and you’ll make me hornier,” Payal responded.
They were exploring each other madly, twining and rolling over one another on the bed. It seemed that making out was something that the two were all about.
It was a pleasant surprise for Rahul to find Payal aggressive and innovative in bed. The first chance she had, she blindfolded Rahul and started licking him. She sucked on to his balls, but left the rock-hard contact. She started licking the nipples of Rahul slowly at first and then her tongue moved with deft touches and with speed. Rahul had never felt so good before. “Fuck, this is what I’d been missing all these years,” he said. It was then only Payal suggested, “Let’s go under the shower and then we will eat each other.”
Payal did not allow Rahul to take off his blindfold. “Wait here, first let me fill up the bathtub and then we will jump into it before taking a shower,” she whispered. Rahul waited, eager with anticipation. As they entered the bathroom, Payal removed the cover from Rahul’s eyes. “Okay before we get under the shower, let me get you sexy,” she said and knelt on the floor. Slowly, her tongue touched the tip of Rahul’s penis and then she expertly guided his dick into her mouth. “Umm…you’re so hot,” moaned Rahul.
Payal got up all the while playing with Rahul’s cock. He could not wait any longer. All he wanted was to put his cock deep inside Payal’s pussy and blow her mind. “What are you waiting for,” Payal said, adding, “I am all yours.” It was the moment Rahul was waiting for. He grabbed Payal’s buns and pulled her hard towards him. He started to rub the lips of Payal’s pussy with his cock, preparing her for the massive invasion he was about to make.
Payal turned the shower on and as the first few drops of water hit Rahul, his cock turned soft in an instant. Unknowingly Payal had left the water in cold mode and in winter it was bitterly chilling. All the pent-up sexual desires Rahul had, simply vanished. Try as much Payal did, she could not get Rahul hard again and the moment of magic they were about to share, suddenly evaporated. Here it was ‘Gone with the Water’ instead of ‘Gone with the Wind’.
Despite this fiasco, they gave it another try. Payal was obsessed with the idea of shower sex. This time, they decided to remain extra careful. Payal made sure that water taps were regulated with the right temperature. Eager to experience this ‘fun & sexy’ way of lovemaking, both got inside the hotel’s bathroom and started exploring each other.
Everything seemed good till the point Payal started rubbing hotel shower gel on herself and Rahul’s body. To their surprise, it smelled like some rotten stuff. Ignoring the smell, they decided to do it the moment Rahul got hard. Their surrounding had already become all slippery and bubbly. Where was fun in fucking in the midst of some silly, bad smelling soap and a slimy floor? At this point, they were already rethinking their decision, but were still determined to make it work. “Let’s get rid of the soap,” said Payal. Rahul turned on the shower, washed off all the soap lather. Without losing a minute, he tried to insert his manhood inside Payal’s pussy. Damn! The thing got stuck midway. Apparently, all the natural lubricant had washed off. Her pussy had turned dry as a cinder with that gush of water! In order to make it work, he humped harder, and the worst was yet to happen. Payal’s left foot slipped, and bam! Both of them got ass-planted on the bathroom floor with a thud. A fall in the bathroom could itself be bad, and when this happens while you’re in the middle of something like this, what could be worse than this? While they escaped getting hurt by any sharp edges, their bums got sore.
That was the last time Payal suggested shower sex to her partner.
Payal always tells me to be extra careful when it comes to shower sex.
“It’s always better to indulge in a foreplay under the shower,” she would always tell me.
Shower sex can get messy, awkward, uncomfortable, silly and dangerous in many ways. It’s far from ‘steaming hot’ in real life. The rubbing of bodies, softness of the skin, nakedness, and damp hair may look sexy for a foreplay. But for the real part, it is always to do it in the bedroom.
